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Any man that continues to be a fan of this organization does not deserve a woman that respects him. If your woman starts to burn all your clothes, scratch all your cars, call you out your name, and starts to practice infidelity on a regular...there is nothing really you could say.
Think about it, you root for a team who has a kicker that can't hit an extra point (Your coach thinks missing extra points is fine). You root for a team who can't win a playoff game. You root for a team who does not value the fans exemplified by their satisfaction with mediocrity. You root for a team that loves drafting Corner backs in the first round, ALL THE TIME! You root for a team that has a coach that always says, “We must try harder" when trying to hammer this Square shape into this Circular hole (While other coaches with a mental capacity either saws the shape to a suitable form or ADJUST the hole to fit the Square).
Your woman should simply say, the Bengals add nothing beneficial to your life, they always let you down. Your emotional connection to the team is unhealthy, and they always treat you like shit...She going say, give me the same etiquette you give the Bungles who is treating you like shit.
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Please let's not compare fandom with real world relationships. It's a game and sometimes you team sucks and you just ride it out until the owner dies.
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The only thing that bothers me more then the Bengals not being a winning team this year is all the stupid over emotional opinions that follow.
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(11-28-2016, 04:56 PM)mhbsavant Wrote: Any man that continues to be a fan of this organization does not deserve a woman that respects him. If your woman starts to burn all your clothes, scratch all your cars, call you out your name, and starts to practice infidelity on a regular...there is nothing really you could say.
Think about it, you root for a team who has a kicker that can't hit an extra point (Your coach thinks missing extra points is fine). You root for a team who can't win a playoff game. You root for a team who does not value the fans exemplified by their satisfaction with mediocrity. You root for a team that loves drafting Corner backs in the first round, ALL THE TIME! You root for a team that has a coach that always say, "We must try harder" when trying to hammer this Square shape into this Circular hole (While other coaches with a mental capacity either saws the shape to a suitable form or ADJUST the hole to fit the Square).
Your woman should simply say, the Bengals add nothing beneficial to your life, they always let you down. Your emotional connection to the team is unhealthy, and they always treat you like shit...She going say, give me the same etiquette you give the Bungles who is treating you like shit.
People who take the actions of s sports team as a personal attack need to get help.
Every Bengal from Mike Brown down to the water boy wants to win. The just don't have the abilities to win. For years I would have said everyone below Mike Brown, but each of the last two years the Bengals have actually spent over the league salary cap.
Guys who don't care about winning never make it to the NFL. Guys that don't bust their asses don't make it to the NFL. NFL players and coaches are hyper competitive. They hate to lose. It is embarrassing for them. It is ridiculous to compare their failure to win with an intentional act of spite against the fans.
If all it takes to win in the NFL is a desire to win then that would mean 31 teams don't want to win it all.
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Agreed. Its a religion. Pay and hope.
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My woman is a Jaguars fan.
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Ha. I was just wondering, as far as the OP, what if your wife is a Bengals fan also...which mine is. Does that mean our relationship is just a total clusterf--k? 
We may be in need of some serious counseling. 
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Anyone know if the OP is a man or a woman?
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"Better send those refunds..."
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Ok some of my Threads are Ridiculous but this one is just WOW.
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(11-28-2016, 06:02 PM)fredtoast Wrote: Anyone know if the OP is a man or a woman?
lol. 
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(11-28-2016, 06:02 PM)fredtoast Wrote: Anyone know if the OP is a man or a woman?
When the lights are out, who cares?
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(11-28-2016, 06:02 PM)fredtoast Wrote: Anyone know if the OP is a man or a woman?
Yeah
If you see something suspicious, say something suspicious.
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(11-28-2016, 05:19 PM)Yojimbo Wrote: Please let's not compare fandom with real world relationships. It's a game and sometimes you team sucks and you just ride it out until the owner dies.
wow...oh that's how we get out of these jams...wait til the oppressor dies.
#FunnyNoneTheLess
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I just informed my wife that, according to a thread on the board, I'm allowed to cheat on her if she continues to watch the Bengals and there's nothing she can say about it. 
She then informed me that I'm sleeping on the couch tonight and she's taking down my life size Kate Upton posters from the garage, where I do most of my quality 'meditating'. :drool:
Thanks for the advice OP! 
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(11-28-2016, 05:56 PM)Bengalholic Wrote: Ha. I was just wondering, as far as the OP, what if your wife is a Bengals fan also...which mine is. Does that mean our relationship is just a total clusterf--k?
We may be in need of some serious counseling.
Yes, man...let it go, you guys love mediocrity...
Staying power, but mediocre nonetheless
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(11-28-2016, 06:25 PM)mhbsavant Wrote: Yes, man...let it go, you guys love mediocrity...
Staying power, but mediocre nonetheless
I am crushed.
Some random guy who has never accomplished anything special in his life just accused me of "loving mediocrity" because I don't consider the actions of a professional football team to be a personal attack against me.
How will I ever recover from this.
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(11-28-2016, 06:25 PM)mhbsavant Wrote: Yes, man...let it go, you guys love mediocrity...
Staying power, but mediocre nonetheless
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(11-28-2016, 04:56 PM)mhbsavant Wrote: Any man that continues to be a fan of this organization does not deserve a woman that respects him. If your woman starts to burn all your clothes, scratch all your cars, call you out your name, and starts to practice infidelity on a regular...there is nothing really you could say.
Think about it, you root for a team who has a kicker that can't hit an extra point (Your coach thinks missing extra points is fine). You root for a team who can't win a playoff game. You root for a team who does not value the fans exemplified by their satisfaction with mediocrity. You root for a team that loves drafting Corner backs in the first round, ALL THE TIME! You root for a team that has a coach that always says, “We must try harder" when trying to hammer this Square shape into this Circular hole (While other coaches with a mental capacity either saws the shape to a suitable form or ADJUST the hole to fit the Square).
Your woman should simply say, the Bengals add nothing beneficial to your life, they always let you down. Your emotional connection to the team is unhealthy, and they always treat you like shit...She going say, give me the same etiquette you give the Bungles who is treating you like shit.
Winner of the most asinine post of the year..... must be one of the Stoolers fans who think the team they cheer for has some bearing on their manhood...
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was gonna type something up but trolls are a waste of everyones time..
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