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Good going Martavius.
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Glad I draft in September
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I love when Steelers fans call him Martavius.
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"Well I'd like to hear about it potheads..."


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(08-27-2015, 06:00 PM)6andcounting Wrote: Good going Martavius.

because...a Steeler.





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What done happened?
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(08-28-2015, 01:11 PM)michaelsean Wrote: What done happened?
Josh Gordon assumed a new identity and snuck himself on to the Steelers draft board last year.
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(08-28-2015, 01:11 PM)michaelsean Wrote: What done happened?

4 games for substance violation. 
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(08-28-2015, 04:49 PM)BmorePat87 Wrote: 4 games for substance violation. 

Yup. Four games also means Bryant has failed previous tests while with the Steelers, as well.
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(08-28-2015, 01:11 PM)michaelsean Wrote: What done happened?

Some dumb ass in a black and piss yellow football uniform got suspended for doing illegal, stupid stuff. 

So, basically, nothing out of the ordinary. 





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(08-27-2015, 07:55 PM)StoneTheCrow Wrote: I love when Steelers fans call him Martavius.
Sounds like some punk ass Roman emperor...  The kind that let the Vandals wreck the place.
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Jesus just don't smoke pot. Even if you think it's a ridiculous rule, don't smoke pot. If I had the chance to make millions but they told me I couldn't drink Diet Coke, I'd say, "Well that's a dumbass rule" and then I wouldn't drink Diet Coke.
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Bryant has been absolutely dominant this preseason. Brown sat out today so he was going up against the top corner and he still had a few huge catches and drew two penalties against him. 12 games is all he needs to break 1,000 yards and 10 TDs.
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(08-29-2015, 10:43 PM)6andcounting Wrote: Bryant has been absolutely dominant this preseason. Brown sat out today so he was going up against the top corner and he still had a few huge catches and drew two penalties against him. 12 games is all he needs to break 1,000 yards and 10 TDs.

I'd propose a bet, but you probably wouldn't hold up your end of the bargain when you lost; similar to the Ben/32 TD bet in '13 on the mothership. Mellow





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(08-29-2015, 01:54 PM)michaelsean Wrote: Jesus just don't smoke pot.  Even if you think it's a ridiculous rule, don't smoke pot.  If I had the chance to make millions but they told me I couldn't drink Diet Coke, I'd say, "Well that's a dumbass rule" and then I wouldn't drink Diet Coke.

I would imagine rules like that do exist.  If you get paid millions to endorse Pepsi I would imagine the contract would forbid you from drinking Coke in public, or something.  I know the "Where's the beef" lady got terminated because she did a commercial for some beef-loaded spaghetti sauce and said "I finally found the beef!" or something to that effect indicating that the beef she sought was somewhere other than Wendys.

The fiend.

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(08-30-2015, 11:22 AM)Nately120 Wrote: I know the "Where's the beef" lady got terminated because she did a commercial for some beef-loaded spaghetti sauce and said "I finally found the beef!" or something to that effect indicating that the beef she sought was somewhere other than Wendy's.

That's because it is somewhere else....in my pants. Too bad the old lady died before she found it....she was hot.
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(08-30-2015, 03:02 PM)Beaker Wrote: That's because it is somewhere else....in my pants. Too bad the old lady died before she found it....she was hot.


This has taken a weird turn. It went from Martavis's 4 game suspension, to the Wendy's lady to the beef in Beaker's pants.  Cool
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(08-31-2015, 04:45 AM)Captain Obvious Wrote: This has taken a weird turn. It went from Martavis's 4 game suspension, to the Wendy's lady to the beef in Beaker's pants.  Cool

You were part of the old board, right? 

This is just business as usual ... 
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(08-27-2015, 06:00 PM)6andcounting Wrote: Good going Martavius.

It appears the Steelers FO loves to draft and pick up guys who love their pot more than they love playing football.

Blount
Bell
Bryant

Who is next?
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(08-30-2015, 03:02 PM)Beaker Wrote: That's because it is somewhere else....in my pants. Too bad the old lady died before she found it....she was hot.

When I was a kid the joke was "Where's the beef? Between Wendy's buns." Mellow
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