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[Bengalzona]

[SunsetBengal]

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[jfkbengals]

(09-20-2015, 01:16 PM)Bengalzona Wrote:

Guess he likes the way she was shaking that a$$!

[JustWinBaby]

^^^just because she can't cook doesn't mean she's worthless!

[SteelCitySouth]

(09-20-2015, 07:42 PM)SunsetBengal Wrote:
https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfa1/v/t1.0-9/12033222_10153178617717602_1897689549868263859_n.jpg?oh=a6e8d0afd408a99a2fcefd6abdbb61d7&oe=56641B64

This is truth right here.  

[SunsetBengal]

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[crispy]

(09-18-2015, 12:14 AM)Bengalzona Wrote:

Ok, this one made me laugh. 

[SunsetBengal]

Ever find yourself here?

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[Interceptor]

[Interceptor]

[SunsetBengal]

Back on January 9th, a group of Wadesboro, North Carolina bikers were riding east on Hwy.74 when they saw a girl about to jump off the Pee Dee River Bridge. So they stopped.

George, their leader, a big burly man of 53, gets off his Harley, walks through a group of gawkers, past the State Trooper who was trying to talk her down off the railing, and says,
"Hey Baby . . . whatcha doin' up there on that railin'?"

She says tearfully, "I'm going to commit suicide!!"

While he didn't want to appear "sensitive," George also didn't want to miss this "be-a-legend" opportunity either so he asked . . . "Well, before you jump, Honey-Babe . . .
why don't you give ol' George here your best last kiss?"

So, with no hesitation at all, she leaned back over the railing and did just that . . .
and it was a long, deep, lingering kiss followed immediately by another even better one.

After they breathlessly finished, George gets a big thumbs-up approval from his biker-buddies, the onlookers, and even the State Trooper, and then says, "Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had! That's a real talent you're wasting there, Sugar Shorts. You could be famous if you rode with me. Why are you committing suicide?"

"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl."

It's still unclear whether she jumped or was pushed.

[SunsetBengal]

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[Beaker]

Does anyone else think Carly Fiorina:



reminds you of Leonard's mom on Big Bang Theory?

[HarleyDog]

(09-25-2015, 08:42 PM)Beaker Wrote: Does anyone else think Carly Fiorina:



reminds you of Leonard's mom on Big Bang Theory?

Hore

[SunsetBengal]

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[SunsetBengal]

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[SunsetBengal]

So, a guy and his wife are watching Sunday TV. The wife is growing tired of watching football, so the guy starts channel surfing.

He stumbles upon the show "Sister Wives", and figures he'd stop there for a few minutes to humor the wife.

After a few minutes pass, the man grows bored, so he decides to strike up some conversation. He says "Honey, you know this show would make a great model for us to pattern our life after".

Quickly annoyed, the wife retorted "Hmph, you can hardly handle the one wife that you already have.."

After thinking for a moment, the man responded with "You can never underestimate the effects that fresh ***** can have on a man".

...THAT'S when the fight started

[SunsetBengal]

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[SunsetBengal]

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[fredtoast]

(09-28-2015, 11:07 PM)SunsetBengal Wrote:
https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xla1/v/t1.0-9/12074873_10153697309524604_3013668800855096053_n.jpg?oh=646ed0a74b3dda08cc8c671f55ef2061&oe=569A1D60

I guess the cavemen will find this funny, but it just seems kind of stupid to me.