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[*Awful Llama*]

(05-13-2015, 10:22 AM)Interceptor Wrote:

Baby girl's used to that.

[Attackcat]

Glad to see this thread survive, was always the best!

[Benton]

I was in a public restroom today when I saw a guy washing his hands. I noticed he had a ring tattooed on six of his fingers.

"Steelers fan?" I asked.

He held up his hands and waved his six tattooed fingers. "guess these give it away," he said.

"no it was that you're washing your hands in the urinal," I answered.

[Interceptor]

Lady: Do you drink?
Man: Yes
Lady: How much a day?
Man: 3 x 6 packs
Lady: How much per 6 pack
Man: about $10.00
Lady: And how long have you been drinking?
Man: 15 years
Lady: So 1 x 6 pack cost $10.00 and you have 3 packs a day which puts your
spending each month at $900. In one year, it would be $10,800 correct?
Man: Correct
Lady: If in 1 year you spend $10,800 not accounting for inflation, the past
15 years puts your spending at $162,000 correct?
Man: Correct
Lady: Do you know that if you hadn't drank, that money could have been put
in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound
interest for the past 15 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari?
Man: Do you drink?
Lady: No
Man: Where's your Ferrari then?

[Bengalzona]

[Bengalzona]

[RICHMONDBENGAL_07]

So these two guys are taking a business trip to Pittsburg. Of course the girl working the ticket counter is this gorgeous blond with huge tits.

1st guy: "One ticket to Pittsburg please." Blonde hands him his ticket and he goes and sits down.

2nd guy: Noticing this gorgeous blonde with huge tits gets a little flustered and says "one picket to titsburg please, I mean...errr..." The blonde blushes and hands the man his ticket, both obviously embarrassed.

2nd guy: Sits down clearly flustered

1st guy: "everything ok?"

2nd guy: "Dude I'm so embarrassed, I just had the worst Freudian slip ever."

1st guy: " what do ya mean?"

2nd guy: "well I meant to ask the girl for a ticket to Pittsburg, but what came out was 'picket to titsburg', so embarrassed"

1st guy: Cracking up says "I know exactly what you mean man, this morning at breakfast I meant to ask my wife to pass the salt, but what came out was 'you fat ugly ***** you ruined my life.'

[Bengalzona]

[*Nate (formerly eliminate08)*]

I am a happy dude.

Best thread ever continues...

[Bengalzona]

[Bengalzona]

Not sure why my pictures aren't posting here.

[RICHMONDBENGAL_07]

(05-24-2015, 04:25 PM)Bengalzona Wrote: Not sure why my pictures aren't posting here.

I was wandering the same thing.

[*rfaulk34*]

(05-24-2015, 04:25 PM)Bengalzona Wrote: Not sure why my pictures aren't posting here.

You're using the image tags [img][/img] and the link address?

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