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Tell my wife this all the time.
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The perfect woman has these 5 characteristics:
1: Can parallel park
2: Has cooking skills
3: Is completely over their exes
4: Can get ready in a jiffy
5: Can give an instant response when asked what she wants for dinner
When you find her, hold on tightly. She's more rare than a unicorn and a patch of 4 leaf clovers.
Volson is meh, but I like him, and he has far exceeded my expectations
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(07-01-2019, 09:59 PM)SunsetBengal Wrote: The perfect woman has these 5 characteristics:
1: Can parallel park
2: Has cooking skills
3: Is completely over their exes
4: Can get ready in a jiffy
5: Can give an instant response when asked what she wants for dinner
When you find her, hold on tightly. She's more rare than a unicorn and a patch of 4 leaf clovers.
Caitlyn Jenner can do all of that, but I would not call her perfect!
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(07-02-2019, 01:18 AM)Bengalzona Wrote: Caitlyn Jenner can do all of that, but I would not call her perfect!
I don't know, I bet the makeup portion of "her" routine takes a LONG time.
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(07-02-2019, 08:00 AM)HarleyDog Wrote:
Like Caitlyn Jenner.
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