(Preseason Week 4) ***Colts @ Bengals - GameDay Thread***

[*Nately120*]

(08-29-2019, 10:08 PM)PhilHos Wrote: Your mom goes to college.

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My mom died in the Civil War, you jerk!

[*PhilHos*]

(08-29-2019, 10:09 PM)Nately120 Wrote: My mom died in the Civil War, you jerk!

My mom died in a beef jerky factory, you insensitive prick.

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[*psychdoctor*]

(08-29-2019, 10:03 PM)bfine32 Wrote:

That is disgusting

[HarleyDog]

Ok, now win this game for the kids.

[*bfine32*]

(08-29-2019, 10:08 PM)PhilHos Wrote: Your mom goes to college.

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Your mom hoes in college

[*Nately120*]

(08-29-2019, 10:10 PM)PhilHos Wrote: My mom died in a beef jerky factory, you insensitive prick.

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I'm way too dignified to make some sort of "I ate your mom" joke now.

Side note, why did the Colts take out Chad Kelly?  That dude needs to keep taking lumps because they're going to keep him on the squad.

[*PhilHos*]

(08-29-2019, 10:10 PM)psychdoctor Wrote: That is disgusting

Then why are you touching yourself?

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[*bfine32*]

(08-29-2019, 10:10 PM)psychdoctor Wrote: That is disgusting

Most likely why I have no stars

[*Nately120*]

(08-29-2019, 10:11 PM)PhilHos Wrote: Then why are you touching yourself?

You sound just like Chris Hansen.

[*PhilHos*]

(08-29-2019, 10:11 PM)bfine32 Wrote: Your mom hoes in college

Well, she is majoring in Gardening.

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[HarleyDog]

Just curious, what do guys make on the practice squad?

[*PhilHos*]

(08-29-2019, 10:12 PM)Nately120 Wrote: You sound just like Chris Hansen.

Is that a good or bad thing?

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[*bfine32*]

(08-29-2019, 10:12 PM)HarleyDog Wrote: Just curious, what do guys make on the practice squad?

Money

[*PhilHos*]

(08-29-2019, 10:12 PM)HarleyDog Wrote: Just curious, what do guys make on the practice squad?

Money.

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[*psychdoctor*]

(08-29-2019, 10:12 PM)bfine Wrote: Most likely why I have no stars

[HarleyDog]

(08-29-2019, 10:13 PM)bfine32 Wrote: Money

(08-29-2019, 10:14 PM)PhilHos Wrote: Money.

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Ok. Monopoly or real?

[*PhilHos*]

(08-29-2019, 10:12 PM)HarleyDog Wrote: Just curious, what do guys make on the practice squad?

They can make a hat or a broach or a pterodactyl.

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[The Caped Crusader]

(08-29-2019, 10:12 PM)HarleyDog Wrote: Just curious, what do guys make on the practice squad?

A lot of female attention.

[*Nately120*]

I've got Dolegala fever. I also have Pac Man Fever, Disco Fever, and vaccine-induced autism.

[BrownAssClown]

(08-29-2019, 10:12 PM)HarleyDog Wrote: Just curious, what do guys make on the practice squad?

On the Bengals? Wendy's gift cards and use of the Lumina when Mikeys not using it.