I will be watching this on a delay, so nobody will be able to enjoy my hateful sarcasm. I will just start now before the game begins, #bawlgame - billz.
Ok, so today signals the greatest comeback in the history of history when the Cincinnati Bengals win in an absolutely lobsided game with more rushing yards then ever thought imaginable coupled with over 800 yards passing and 5 special teams TDs by the Bengals!
What? You think I'm just pulling this out of my ass or something? Ok , I am, but just you wait and see. By the end of the day the Bengals will break all power ranking records for the worst team ever! Oh wait..I mean greatest.. Greatest / worst..what's the difference?
Greatest schmadest..worst schmorst.. The same thing..
In the immortal words of my old man, "Wait'll you get to be my age!"
Chicago sounds rough to the maker of verse, but the one comfort we have is Cincinnati sounds worse. ~Oliver Wendal Holmes Sr.
(09-22-2019, 11:12 AM)jfkbengals Wrote: Got a good feeling about this one.
Unfortunately I've had many a good feeling against Buffalo, only for them to be a thorn in our side...
I have a feeling too, but the feeling is more tied to diarrhea than anything related to football.. Probably something I ate yesterday..
On a side note time once again has slowed to a crawl. I'm already looking forward to the post game interviews highlighting how "We just need to play better".. That would be a novel concept, huh?
In the immortal words of my old man, "Wait'll you get to be my age!"
Chicago sounds rough to the maker of verse, but the one comfort we have is Cincinnati sounds worse. ~Oliver Wendal Holmes Sr.
(09-22-2019, 11:24 AM)grampahol Wrote: I have a feeling too, but the feeling is more tied to diarrhea than anything related to football.. Probably something I ate yesterday..
On a side note time once again has slowed to a crawl. I'm already looking forward to the post game interviews highlighting how "We just need to play better".. That would be a novel concept, huh?
FYI: My coworker said the same thing this week when we were traveling. He missed the following day with not only the intestinal issues, but fever as well. There is definitely some type of bug going around.
Ok, who's up for pretending to be excited about today's game? You don't have to cheer or anything out of the ordinary, just start drinking heavily before the start of the game so you're good and anibriated (actually spelled inebriated, but you're drunk so it doesn't matter) before kick off when we all collectively holler, "Yey team!" and annoy the neighbors..
In the immortal words of my old man, "Wait'll you get to be my age!"
Chicago sounds rough to the maker of verse, but the one comfort we have is Cincinnati sounds worse. ~Oliver Wendal Holmes Sr.
(09-22-2019, 12:31 PM)pally Wrote: Lawson active because the other 7 guys are hurt worse. He may not actually play
Yeah, looks like no Lawson today.
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">No jersey on for Carl Lawson. <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/Bengals?src=hash&ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#Bengals</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/FOX19?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@fox19</a> <a href="https://t.co/LAKy6aLNEn">pic.twitter.com/LAKy6aLNEn</a></p>— Jeremy Rauch (@FOX19Jeremy) <a href="https://twitter.com/FOX19Jeremy/status/1175806293224955904?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">September 22, 2019</a></blockquote>
(09-22-2019, 01:22 PM)Bengalholic Wrote: Yeah, looks like no Lawson today.
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">No jersey on for Carl Lawson. <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/Bengals?src=hash&ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#Bengals</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/FOX19?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@fox19</a> <a href="https://t.co/LAKy6aLNEn">pic.twitter.com/LAKy6aLNEn</a></p>— Jeremy Rauch (@FOX19Jeremy) <a href="https://twitter.com/FOX19Jeremy/status/1175806293224955904?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">September 22, 2019</a></blockquote>
How messed up is it that we kept an overabundance of dlinemen, and yet have to activate a guy who can't take the field. Hell, make Dolegala active if that's going to be the case...
(09-22-2019, 01:26 PM)jfkbengals Wrote: How messed up is it that we kept an overabundance of dlinemen, and yet have to activate a guy who can't take the field. Hell, make Dolegala active if that's going to be the case...