12-18-2020, 09:05 AM
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12-18-2020, 12:50 PM
(12-17-2020, 10:39 PM)jason Wrote: Billy Joe never had a lick of sense. Pass the biscuits please. I think they found out about Billy Joe shortly after here mother socked it to the Harper Valley PTA. There may be some connection!
12-18-2020, 09:33 PM
Jerry was in a Hospital bed wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth. "Nurse" he mumbles "are my testicles black?"
The nurse raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his balls in the other. She takes a close look and says, "There's nothing wrong with them sir." Jerry pulls off the oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly: "Thanks for that. It was lovely but listen very very carefully ... Are-my-test-results-back?!"
12-18-2020, 10:04 PM
(12-18-2020, 12:50 PM)Bengalzona Wrote: I think they found out about Billy Joe shortly after here mother socked it to the Harper Valley PTA. There may be some connection! An acquaintance of mine has a friend who loves to karaoke Harper Valley PTA. Like it's the only song she'll do... Anyway. They were telling me about a time where she had her daughter (who only had a learners permit) driving the two of them from bar to bar so she could karaoke that song.
I'm gonna break every record they've got. I'm tellin' you right now. I don't know how I'm gonna do it, but it's goin' to get done.
- Ja'Marr Chase April 2021
12-18-2020, 11:31 PM
(12-18-2020, 10:04 PM)jason Wrote: An acquaintance of mine has a friend who loves to karaoke Harper Valley PTA. Like it's the only song she'll do... Anyway. They were telling me about a time where she had her daughter (who only had a learners permit) driving the two of them from bar to bar so she could karaoke that song. I know that chick!
12-18-2020, 11:53 PM
(12-18-2020, 11:31 PM)HarleyDog Wrote: I know that chick! Haha... That's right, you live around Dayton; don't you? I've only met her once, but it wasn't too too long ago. I was drinking and bullshitting with them at Clancy's one night, and that story came up... I was dying laughing.
I'm gonna break every record they've got. I'm tellin' you right now. I don't know how I'm gonna do it, but it's goin' to get done.
- Ja'Marr Chase April 2021
12-19-2020, 09:15 PM
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