Y'all think you live out in the country?

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I had to go to Maynardville to talk to a client in jail down there.

Now despite how much the name "Maynardville" evokes the image of a chic urban locality it is actually a small back country hamlet. Some of you may know it as the hometown of the moonshiner Lt. Aldo Raine in Inglourious Bastards, or maybe the "King of Country Music" Roy Acuff. But the best evidence of how "country" this area is are the Google directions from my home on Bullen Valley road to Maynardville.

Bullen Valley Road to Cracker Neck Road.

Cracker Neck Road to Tater Valley Road.

Tater Valley Road to Lays Gap Road.

Lays Gap road to Hogskin Road.

Hogskin Road to Walker Ford Road.

Walker Ford Road to US 61 to Maynardville.

If you don't believe this is true you can look it up.

I swear sometimes I feel like I am living on the set of Hee-Haw.