08-25-2021, 08:13 AM
Someday in the future, at the trial:
Prosecutor: “The defendant couldn’t keep his hands off my client!”
Defense Attorney: “You’ve seen the preseason tape. The defendant can’t keep his hands on anything!”
Judge: “Case dismissed!”
Prosecutor: “The defendant couldn’t keep his hands off my client!”
Defense Attorney: “You’ve seen the preseason tape. The defendant can’t keep his hands on anything!”
Judge: “Case dismissed!”