09-02-2021, 02:09 PM
Vikings come in and rape, plunder, and pillage the hapless Saxons….er Bengals in week 1.
Minnesota- 62
Bungles- 6
We will make Kirk Cousins into an instant MVP candidate, and D Cook will look like the next Jim Brown, Barry Sanders and Bo Jackson all rolled into one. Our Defense will be decimated with injuries. Our OL won’t be able to block a wet paper bag blowing in the wind and Joey B will be knocked out of the game by the 2nd quarter. It’ll be over as soon as the Bengals run onto the field.
May God have mercy on us.
Minnesota- 62
Bungles- 6
We will make Kirk Cousins into an instant MVP candidate, and D Cook will look like the next Jim Brown, Barry Sanders and Bo Jackson all rolled into one. Our Defense will be decimated with injuries. Our OL won’t be able to block a wet paper bag blowing in the wind and Joey B will be knocked out of the game by the 2nd quarter. It’ll be over as soon as the Bengals run onto the field.
May God have mercy on us.
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Deceitful, two-faced she-woman. Never trust a female, Delmar, remember that one simple precept and your time with me will not have been ill spent.
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