09-02-2021, 08:20 PM
(09-02-2021, 04:11 PM)BengalChris Wrote: Taylor Excuse #1
Came in late because he was an assistant on a SB team. This delayed him an extra two weeks compared to assistants from Conference Championship games. Two weeks during a off-season was just too much for Taylor to over come.
(09-02-2021, 04:17 PM)BengalChris Wrote: Taylor Excuse #2
None of the experienced quality assistants would work under Taylor, many declining even to be interviewed, including some college assistants. This, of course, isn't his fault at all. Those experienced quality assistants were all just jealous he got the job with no legit resume. This saddled Taylor with the scrapings out of the bottom of a septic tank as his assistants.
(09-02-2021, 04:20 PM)BengalChris Wrote: Taylor Excuse #4
It's all Marvin's fault!
(09-02-2021, 04:23 PM)BengalChris Wrote: Taylor Excuse #5
He had no choice but to pick Turner as the OL coach. They were old drinking buddies from Miami and that matters.
(09-02-2021, 04:25 PM)BengalChris Wrote: Taylor Excuse #6
Mike Brown is just the worst sports franchise owner there is. No body can have a winning record under him!
Oh wait?!?!?
(09-02-2021, 04:29 PM)BengalChris Wrote: Taylor Excuse #7
I sucked bad enough to get the top pick in 2020, that should count as a winning season. I'm the reason Burrow is here and since he's the best in generations, I should be given credit for that by all the fans everywhere!
(09-02-2021, 04:31 PM)BengalChris Wrote: Taylor Excuse #8
Marvin's players all hate me and won't buy into my "we're really winners" speech.
(09-02-2021, 04:33 PM)BengalChris Wrote: Taylor Excuse #9
Glenn quick on us at LT and how could I do anything about that.
(09-02-2021, 04:34 PM)BengalChris Wrote: Taylor Excuse #10
AJ Green is always injured. In fact, he was never really any good anyways. I was told he was great. Not my fault.
(09-02-2021, 04:36 PM)BengalChris Wrote: Taylor Excuse #11
Dunlap is just a sore loser. How dare he be upset about this team losing game after game.
(09-02-2021, 04:37 PM)BengalChris Wrote: Taylor Excuse #12
Mike Brown is a horrible owner. This counts twice because he's doubly bad.
(09-02-2021, 04:39 PM)BengalChris Wrote: Taylor Excuse #13
The AFC North is a hard division where they run the ball in bad weather and all that stuff. I don't know how to do that.
(09-02-2021, 04:42 PM)BengalChris Wrote: Taylor Excuse #14
NFL defenses are just behind the curve, once everyone adopts 11 personnel as the one and only offensive formation, then we'll be on top because we're the experts in that formation and we won't look so predictable then.
(09-02-2021, 04:45 PM)BengalChris Wrote: Taylor Excuse #15
I didn't draft John Ross.
(09-02-2021, 04:49 PM)BengalChris Wrote: Taylor Excuse #16
Drew Sample
(09-02-2021, 04:50 PM)BengalChris Wrote: Taylor Excuse #17
Covid affected us worse than everyone else.
(09-02-2021, 04:51 PM)BengalChris Wrote: Taylor Excuse #18
Bad Luck! Lady Luck and I were never friends.
(09-02-2021, 05:03 PM)BengalChris Wrote: Taylor Excuse #19
We got robbed in that Seattle game and that set the tone for the whole season and we couldn't recover from that.
Be ready for a repeat of this one if Chase drops a potential game winning TD.
Did not realize you were so completely clueless about the effect of injuries on an NFL team.
The fact that you apparently don't think these injuries hurt our team last year just proves that you know nothing about football.
But the scariest part is your obsession with Zac Taylor in a thread that had nothing to do with Zac Taylor. You should probably get some therapy.
**Waits for "Well one time a team had a lot of injuries and still won games" comment that proves injuries don't matter the same way Tom Brady proves you can always get a Hall of Fame QB in the 6th round.**
