11-10-2015, 09:58 AM
I have had it with these people. They haven't taken over everywhere, but you will see their big signs in many neighborhoods. The signs include, "Slow Hump," "Speed Hump," "Caution Hump," and "Hump Ahead."
I am sick and tired of them trying to control my sex life and the sex lives of other God-fearing American citizens as well as the sex lives of the godless. I will hump where and when I want, at the speed I choose - fast or slow, and I will exercise caution at my own discretion and not at their whim. It is time we as a nation stand up to these bullies, these sex Nazis, and take back our bedrooms, our kitchen counter tops, our ottomans, our bathrooms (tubs, showers, and floors), the backseats of our cars, and any other places we choose to hump.
Wake up America! There's a war on humping! Join the struggle now! Let's take our humping back!
I am sick and tired of them trying to control my sex life and the sex lives of other God-fearing American citizens as well as the sex lives of the godless. I will hump where and when I want, at the speed I choose - fast or slow, and I will exercise caution at my own discretion and not at their whim. It is time we as a nation stand up to these bullies, these sex Nazis, and take back our bedrooms, our kitchen counter tops, our ottomans, our bathrooms (tubs, showers, and floors), the backseats of our cars, and any other places we choose to hump.
Wake up America! There's a war on humping! Join the struggle now! Let's take our humping back!
JOHN ROBERTS: From time to time in the years to come, I hope you will be treated unfairly so that you will come to know the value of justice... I wish you bad luck, again, from time to time so that you will be conscious of the role of chance in life and understand that your success is not completely deserved and that the failure of others is not completely deserved either.
