Can we discuss the Jerseys, again?

[*Awful Llama*]

I tried on the orange jersey at a store. The color is nice on its own, but let's just say that some people should not wear orange, and I am apparently their king. So I went with black, which has the bonus "slimming" effect us big guys so admire.

Could have went with the white but I feared that so attired and with my size, I would distract planes trying to land at CVG.