11-13-2015, 05:21 PM
(11-10-2015, 09:58 AM)xxlt Wrote: I have had it with these people. They haven't taken over everywhere, but you will see their big signs in many neighborhoods. The signs include, "Slow Hump," "Speed Hump," "Caution Hump," and "Hump Ahead."
I am sick and tired of them trying to control my sex life and the sex lives of other God-fearing American citizens as well as the sex lives of the godless. I will hump where and when I want, at the speed I choose - fast or slow, and I will exercise caution at my own discretion and not at their whim. It is time we as a nation stand up to these bullies, these sex Nazis, and take back our bedrooms, our kitchen counter tops, our ottomans, our bathrooms (tubs, showers, and floors), the backseats of our cars, and any other places we choose to hump.
Wake up America! There's a war on humping! Join the struggle now! Let's take our humping back!
also why to people put up signs telling everyone they have slow children that has to be horrible for the kids. and if they are that slow why do i have to watch out for them the parents should be able to keep up.
