11-01-2021, 05:29 PM
(11-01-2021, 04:47 PM)WeezyBengal Wrote: Some of you people need to take a couple plays off. NFL is rigged...jeesh.
It's inevitable. First comes 'the refs are out to get us,' which then evolves into 'the entire league is out to get us.'
Like, the owners are all sitting around in a smoke-filled basement Saturday night, when one of them turns to Mike and says "Mikey boy, you ready for your team to play patsy again this Sunday? They should crush the Jets, sure, but we can't let your small market team roll a team in the media capitol of the world, now can we? What will it take to make you happy this time?"
"Well, fellas, just as long as I have enough to cover my nut for the week, I'll be good. And, of course, enough left over so I can get my traditional late-Sunday dinner of a single Wendy burger and cup of water. Oh, and enough for a Mike's car wash, too. Since I won't get a free wash for a Bengals win, I'll have to pay to get the Caprice washed."
And, end scene.
