11-02-2021, 01:40 PM
Dearest son,
This cook from the land of Cleves of which you speak has proven a most worthy adversary to your squadron in days past. His last foray onto your soil left him counting the spoils of victory, as did your venturing to his domicile. Tarry not with your duties, my son, as the black birds from Mary-land and the steel handlers of the Yinzer village draw still closer. Courage and faith, my son, will see you through this conflagration. Remember, pride goeth before the fall, and it is deeds not words that ultimately will win the Northern division of this American conference.
God Speed, Captain!
Your resolute father.
PS: Your sister now has your mother's dysentery.
This cook from the land of Cleves of which you speak has proven a most worthy adversary to your squadron in days past. His last foray onto your soil left him counting the spoils of victory, as did your venturing to his domicile. Tarry not with your duties, my son, as the black birds from Mary-land and the steel handlers of the Yinzer village draw still closer. Courage and faith, my son, will see you through this conflagration. Remember, pride goeth before the fall, and it is deeds not words that ultimately will win the Northern division of this American conference.
God Speed, Captain!
Your resolute father.
PS: Your sister now has your mother's dysentery.
