Our last really good Center?

[*PhilHos*]

(11-02-2021, 02:37 PM)grampahol Wrote: OK, I'll play center and improve the team.. So what I'm 62 and weight about 140 soaking wet with $500 worth of pennies in each pocket, 

Just so you know, $500 worth of pennies would be 1000 rolls of pennies. A box of pennies $25 and only contains 50 rolls of pennies. So, you'd have the equivalent of 200 boxes of pennies in your pockets. There are no pockets in any article of clothing that could hold 200 boxes of pennies. 

Of course, if they're loose that means you would have 50,000 pennies in your pockets, which again, no pockets in the world would be able to contain that many.

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