Browns Game Prediction Thread

[HarleyDog]

(11-02-2021, 05:45 PM)grampahol Wrote: So NOW your hopes are damaged.. So what happened the past few years? You were hoping they'd be the lousiest team in the league or something? You need to have your hopes timing thing checked out by a hopes specialist.. 

The Ravens game gave me hope that we finally turned the corner. You know what's stupid, I've been following NFL for years and know 1 victory does not make a team. Imagine how the Jets fans feel right now.

(11-02-2021, 05:46 PM)Awful Llama Wrote: Damn, Harley, when an optimist like yourself bails, I'm starting to get worried.  

Figured most here would predict a Bengals win.  Maybe that Jets game was more traumatizing than I thought. 

I'm not bailing. Quite the opposite. A part of me thinks we come out and reclaim the respect we lost at Met Life. I doubt we put up 41, but hoping the D has a statement game. However, I seen something in that D I hoped had improved and that was our weakness in the middle. In the poll, my vote was too close to call. By the time I posted, I swayed a little to the dark side. I'm worried about Myles Garrett snapping Burrow's head off and tossing it to the fans in the endzone.

I think I know what the problem is. My wife bought me some boxers awhile back and one of the pair were black and gold. I looked at her with a disgusted look and said really? One of the other pair in the bag was orange and black. Now I liked those. I don't wear my orange boxers on gameday. I feel my ass puckered up on a bar stool is disrespect to the team. So I always wear my black and gold so I can fart on the steelers and bring pleasure to the football gods who then bring our team to victory.

This past Sunday I wore my orange and black because I needed to do laundry. I fought with myself and convinced myself its just superstition. Never again. I fell to the NFL demons whispering in my ear so they could torment me for a week after losing. Never again. So this Sunday, know that I'm tea bagging black and gold for the sake of this team so we can beat the Browns. The friggen sacrifices I make for you guys is incredible.

Annnnnddddd.... Before you even say it, I can't wear the Browns colors for underwear. I don't want my wife thinking I shit myself.