11-02-2021, 08:46 PM
(11-02-2021, 03:38 PM)GodFather Wrote: Dearest mother —
I have received your care package of spiced raccoon cheeks and flattened snake strips. The Browns inch closer to our camp. Scouts report hearing growls in the distance and have found traces of grits along their trail. Troubling.
— Joseph
Dearest Son-
This is the way. You are called to face the feces of the North. Your bloodline will carry you through this battle. You were born from the seeds of many. I love you son. Please stop acting like a vulva.
-Mother