Bart Scott puts a "bounty" on Joe Burrow

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(12-30-2021, 04:12 PM)treee Wrote: ESPN doesn't care, but I imagine Disney might if it starts to hurt their image.

Maybe this can work for them, too.

Disney could open a "GET UP" ride in their main theme park.  You get to hold a football dummy's arms while you tackle it and see how hard you can bounce the head off the turf.  There could be an internal impact-measuring device and if you completely scramble the dummy's brains, you win a prize.

Next, you move to the "red dot" station, where you aim a laser pointer on a specific part of the football dummy's anatomy and it receives a round of painted ammunition.  

For even more fun, the kids get to have their picture on Bart Scott's lap, holding up gang signs and instead of saying "cheese" for the picture, they can say "KILLAS!".

Good, wholesome, family fun.