01-25-2022, 12:40 AM
How will we win?
With pride and dignity.
Brining honor to not just the football franchise, but the entire city of Cincinnati.
Grown men will cry.
Maidens will moisten.
After the the victory the Bengals will toss the body of Patrick Mahommes into a pack of Bengal fans who will tear him to shreds and BBQ his tender parts. With Carolina style sauce, of course, just to piss off those slack-jawed Kansas City cow pokes.
With pride and dignity.
Brining honor to not just the football franchise, but the entire city of Cincinnati.
Grown men will cry.
Maidens will moisten.
After the the victory the Bengals will toss the body of Patrick Mahommes into a pack of Bengal fans who will tear him to shreds and BBQ his tender parts. With Carolina style sauce, of course, just to piss off those slack-jawed Kansas City cow pokes.