01-27-2022, 07:27 PM
(01-27-2022, 07:03 PM)Speedy Thomas Wrote: WARNING! I was planning to replicate my pregame meal from the last two Saturdays, one dozen delectable wings from Midwest Best BBQ, picked up 1:15 before kickoff, devoured, washed down, fingers licked, and face cleaned well before game time. But the wife reminded me today that Midwest Best is closed on Sundays!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Plan now is to pick up on Saturday and reheat Sunday an hour before kickoff. I can't eat wings with sloppy sauce in my color rush #9 jersey, so will devour them per usual in my "Cincinnati Football" sweatshirt, then change into Burrow color rush right before kickoff.
The lesson here, grasshoppers, is to think ahead, be prepared, plan for unforeseen circumstances, but by all means MAINTAIN THE ROUTINE. We must all do our part.
DO. NOT. F***. THIS. UP!
P.S. All you casual fans, who just eat and wear whatever and expect to win: You are so wrong.
You, sir, have picked one hell of a fine time to eat day-old wings.