01-30-2022, 12:12 PM
(01-30-2022, 11:57 AM)rfaulk34 Wrote: Last night the wife said "we need to do something FUN during the game", so that will probably entail shots every time the Bengals score, or who knows, maybe shots every time anyone scores. Hope i'm still coherent by game's end.
Last time I watched a game with a girlfriend we were making out all through the first half. She asked me if I could show her how I could "go deep" at halftime. So I took her out in the back yard and had her run a few post patterns. For some reason she did not hang around for the second half.
I'll be watching the game by myself today. Doing the usual pre-game ritual of a pedicure and anal bleaching treatment.