11-24-2015, 10:31 PM
(11-24-2015, 07:05 PM)Nately120 Wrote: I was reading some of the misery on the Browns board today regarding Johnny Fartball's latest setback and one of them mentioned losing out for Goff. He said it was "f***ing off for Goff." This reminded me of other goofy terms people come up with for losing out and getting the top pick QB, and made me want to make up more, especially for those who existed before the days of stupid internet message boards. It's also a hoot when people talk about tanking for the #1 QB pick and the guy doesn't go #1 at all, like Teddy Bridgewater. Anywho, let's see....and feel free to add your own crapstastic ones!
2014 - Be Shameless for Jameis or Not Care One Iota for Mariotta
2013 - Come up Short for Bort
2007 - Play Like Crap for JaMarcus, Get Crappier Anyhow
2005 - Play Like the 1912 Dodgers for Rodgers (yea I know Alex Smith went #1)
1993 - Play Like Poo for Drew
1971 - Play Like Junkett for Plunkett
1961- Play like less of a man for Fran?
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