Do Something Crazy After Superbowl(If We Win)

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(02-08-2022, 06:23 PM)Science Friction Wrote: The Bengals have never won a Superbowl in my lifetime and there is no absolute guarantee that they will be back in this position again in my lifetime. If they win this thing, I want to do something kinda crazy and memorable in celebration.  I am thinking  about  going streaking , wearing only my orange and black sneakers and maybe a Joe Schiesty mask.  I haven't decided my path yet. There is a state trooper that lives in my subdivision and I don't really want to go to the pokey . He may lack a sense of humor and he may be a Rams' fan(be my luck).

I would love to be able to garner up the courage to make one "all natural" pass through the frozen food aisle at the local Kroger. That would be memorable but I risk a jail term and having  my "Mr. Bengal" plastered all over local papers. I WILL go for a naked jog, just not sure where yet.

Will anyone else here commit to doing something wild and crazy to celebrate a Superbowl victory?  What will you commit to doing?

Nah. I don't get the naked running thing that's been talked about by a few on here. 

What makes anyone think i wanna see some guys donk flopping around as he runs down my sidewalk?

One thing to keep in mind...if i was in Kroger and some dude came running towards me with no clothes on, i doubt i'm doing any laughing but there's a really good chance someone gonna catch these hands.