Do Something Crazy After Superbowl(If We Win)

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(02-08-2022, 06:23 PM)Science Friction Wrote: The Bengals have never won a Superbowl in my lifetime and there is no absolute guarantee that they will be back in this position again in my lifetime. If they win this thing, I want to do something kinda crazy and memorable in celebration.  I am thinking  about  going streaking , wearing only my orange and black sneakers and maybe a Joe Schiesty mask.  I haven't decided my path yet. There is a state trooper that lives in my subdivision and I don't really want to go to the pokey . He may lack a sense of humor and he may be a Rams' fan(be my luck).

I would love to be able to garner up the courage to make one "all natural" pass through the frozen food aisle at the local Kroger. That would be memorable but I risk a jail term and having  my "Mr. Bengal" plastered all over local papers. I WILL go for a naked jog, just not sure where yet.

Will anyone else here commit to doing something wild and crazy to celebrate a Superbowl victory?  What will you commit to doing?

I've got some personal stuff going on that has taken away some of the joy/focus from the Bengals this postseason, so about all I'll probably do is walk outside my house and yell WHO DEY to my neighborhood if Bengals win.
I'm about one of the only Bengals fans.
Mostly Titans fans, some Bills fans (Buffalo transplants) around me.