Write it to existence part two/ SB version

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(02-10-2022, 02:26 AM)BengalB Wrote: BEFORE the game, Snoop completely smokes out Donaldson, Miller and the other two. Since they're NFL players, they have zero tolerance and Snoop's green just totally annihilates them. But, worse than that? They are hungry. Real hungry. Hungry AF. Big man hungry.

They are big men, so you know they have major munchies so they, in their post Snoop Smoke Sesh stupor, decide the best idea is all go together and make an In N Out run! Nbd, since it's only a few blocks from the stadium and they go there all the time, they got that VIP status. No harm, no foul. Munchies will be tamed and they'll play lights out after that.

But VIPs or no, they get caught up in the Super Bowl traffic. If you know LA traffic, you know it takes them an hour and a half to get to their In N Out! It's fine, they still have plenty of time before the coin toss, so they stay the course...

They make it and boy are they famished, and my goodness do they eat. They go IN, get four animal style double doubles and four animal style fries and two large strawberry shakes, each. That hits the spot and they are ready to go.

And go they do! Because before they can make it the less than a mile back to their home stadium, they all have to make another stop, you know...for the out part of the In N Out experience. Thats ok, still plenty of time and Miller says he knows a short cut...

Miller does not know a short cut. AD decides to listen to him anyways, because he has poor judgement because it was Snoop's green. OF COURSE they take a wrong turn and somehow they've ended up on the 405, then the 5.

They look at the clock and cannot believe it. It cannot be 6:45 PM, can it? AD asks if that's pacific time? It is Pacific time.

They turn on the radio and immediately they hear "Bengals leading" and "broken SB records."

They immediately realize the game is over, they missed it, all of it, because of Snoop's Power Chronic, and because they got the munchies, which led to the unexpected stop at the local Costco to use the facilities, and then they took the wrong turn and they lost hella time, somehow.

Then they hear it: The Bengals have broken every Super Bowl record known to man.

So they do what anyone would do who is stoned, sad and finds themselves in Anaheim: They go to Disneyland, best to go now BEFORE they cannot show their faces there, or anywhere and at this point, only some Dole Whip will mend their broken hearts.

Joe Burrow has 10 TD's, Mixon ran in six, McPherson kicked a 78 yard FG just for fun and our D? The D has 19 picks, 11 of those were pick sixes. Zero sacks, zero turnovers for Burrow and the Fella's. Final score? Bengals 190. Rams 17.

And all this happens because Snoop is a major Bengals fan who smokes the world's strongest chronic and, as Afroman has told many of us, because they got high.  

I wrote this just for fun and also because I am so sick of hearing about the Rams defense and our O line. They are all just men, nothing more and nothing less. And who knows, maybe Snoop will see this...





Not a Snoop fan but he would get my vote for MVP if this happened.