04-14-2022, 01:30 PM
(04-12-2022, 04:53 PM)grampahol Wrote: Wait'll you step face first into an orb spiders web with a 3" spider in it.. I've gotten used to them since we have hundreds around the place in the summer time, but these gigantic roaches some people call palmetto bugs that suddenly appear in the shower while I'm standing there butt naked that'll make me want to dirty up the shower floor really fast.. Those f*ckers are miniature dinosaurs..Every now and then one will climb in bed with us.. My wife thinks I've completely gone batshit crazy when that happens.. In fact I do just that..
And when they take flight it sounds like a Blackhawk helicopter taking off. If I hear one I instinctively crouch down so I don't get decapitated by the rotors. They should be wired with speakers playing Ride of the Valkyries like in Apocalypse Now.
