06-25-2022, 02:04 AM
It's all related to the Tooth Fairy enraged that god is getting all the credit for all her Toothiness's hard work.. 
Hey, I actually received cold, hard cash from the Tooth Fairy..never got the first dime from god.. Nobody can prove it was really my mom.. Go ahead and try.. After all, dinosaur bones come from kid's teeth ground up and repurposed into old bones archaeologists dig up later on..
Be honest..it makes more sense than the notion that the big, bad government is sucking all the water out to the ocean to dry up all the land in the western US.. Right?
Toothfairianism is a religion.. and I'm the high priest..
Hey, I actually received cold, hard cash from the Tooth Fairy..never got the first dime from god.. Nobody can prove it was really my mom.. Go ahead and try.. After all, dinosaur bones come from kid's teeth ground up and repurposed into old bones archaeologists dig up later on..
Be honest..it makes more sense than the notion that the big, bad government is sucking all the water out to the ocean to dry up all the land in the western US.. Right?
Toothfairianism is a religion.. and I'm the high priest..
In the immortal words of my old man, "Wait'll you get to be my age!"
Chicago sounds rough to the maker of verse, but the one comfort we have is Cincinnati sounds worse. ~Oliver Wendal Holmes Sr.
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Chicago sounds rough to the maker of verse, but the one comfort we have is Cincinnati sounds worse. ~Oliver Wendal Holmes Sr.
