Gameday Traditions

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Live games....Not much for tailgating because I usually stay with an old high school friend in Mason.  I prefer having a big breakfast and hanging out with him Sunday mornings.  I always wear a black Rudi Johnson jersey to the stadium.

At home it is much more complicated.  

-24 hours before kickoff there is lots of fasting, chanting and meditation in a sweat lodge.
-Sunday morning I bless and slaughter a chicken; consult with the local haruspex; and then call my bookie.  
-1 hr before game time I do 100 naked situps and then get dressed for the game.



-At kickoff I mix up a pitcher of "victory punch"** and settle in to watch the game.

-At halftime I watch porn and smoke an entire pack of filterless Camels.


** recipe for "victory punch"
8 oz. Robitussin DM (raspberry, not that honey or mints shit)
16 oz. Tvarscki Vodka
8 oz. espresso
2 oz. Diet Coke