Most Useful/ Useless Car feature

[grampahol]

My van has key buttons to remotely open and close the rear hatch and both side doors. Comes in darn handy when its 100° here in South Carolina.. Unfortunately they don't work if I'm carrying a bunch of heavy stuff so I end up having to set everything down on the ground and use the key to open the doors. Soon as all the heavy stuff is loaded the remote magically works just fine and dandy again.. It's a freaking commie plot I tell ya!