Just start the damn season already...

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(09-07-2022, 04:45 PM)WeezyBengal Wrote: Seriously...all the lame threads, hot takes, and stupid "what ifs" this week are destroying my life.

Here's what we know...Joe Burrow is going to absolutely pull his huge weiner out and slap it on the face of every defense he sees this year. Tee and Jamar are going to dunk on every DB thrown their way. This defense is going to eat the balls of every opponent they face like Kobayashi in his prime. Zach is going to take every other coach out back and slap them on their ass until they cry "mommy".

Let's start the season already. Kick the tires and light the fires baby! Enough talk!

I agree with Burrow slapping his huge wiener in ever defense's face and all that, but I picture ZT slapping every coach's bum and trying to look confident while secretly thinking "Dear god, please don't let me ever have to coach with any QB but Burrow under center!"