12-07-2015, 07:36 PM
Ive been pulling my hair out trying to find the site. All kinds of conspiracy theories ran through my mind from the Brown family suing to ISIS hacking it to Squeeler fans doing it. I finally settled on searching on google and well whaddaya know?? Some genius added THE in front of everything. I have a conspiracy theory about the word THE, but I'm not sharing it. I don't want the THE cops finding me.
Thanks to space aged technology and all those good things I can follow the Bengals without having to move all the way from South Carolina to Cincinnati. It's too cold up there, but you do get the games on TV more regularly. I'm just not quite willing to sacrifice living in a really nice warm place in a really nice house on a really nice lake just so I can watch more football games.. I fall on my sword for niceness.
Thanks to space aged technology and all those good things I can follow the Bengals without having to move all the way from South Carolina to Cincinnati. It's too cold up there, but you do get the games on TV more regularly. I'm just not quite willing to sacrifice living in a really nice warm place in a really nice house on a really nice lake just so I can watch more football games.. I fall on my sword for niceness.
In the immortal words of my old man, "Wait'll you get to be my age!"
Chicago sounds rough to the maker of verse, but the one comfort we have is Cincinnati sounds worse. ~Oliver Wendal Holmes Sr.
Chicago sounds rough to the maker of verse, but the one comfort we have is Cincinnati sounds worse. ~Oliver Wendal Holmes Sr.