70 million dollars wasted

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(09-20-2022, 12:35 PM)grampahol Wrote: Hate to say it, but 70 million bucks is why I don't blow money on football..  I don't make anywhere NEAR that kind of money and even if i did it still wouldn't go to the likes of the Brown and Blackburn family..  If it makes you all feel better if I ever stumble across a few bazillion bucks I'll buy the team and you can blame every damned bad thing that ever happens with the team on me.. I have thick skin..   And I'll rename the stadium to TheBengalsBoard Colosseum and you can all have deluxe heated seats on the 50 yardline with deluxe cup holders at a 5% discount..

As I've said before, if I get a zillion bucks I'm making my own football league called the "What Everyone Apparently Wants For Some Reason Football League" or the WEAWFSRFL for short.  The rules are as follows:

1. every team MUST fire their HC after a loss
2. every team MUST have a starting QB and a backup QB but MUST start the backup QB
3. if the backup QB is starting the starting QB must be traded and a new backup QB brought in who MUST play because teams already know what they have in the starter and they should see what we have in the kid on the bench
4. despite all this QB crap I just mentioned, teams MUST run the ball 90% of the time because THAT'S HOW FOOBAWWW IS WON
5. NO showboating or celebrating, we want team-focused players, not glory hog attention seekers who want to be on TikTok
6. NO stupid flags for celebrating because geez come on, let the guys have some fun
7. Players MUST taunt after a tackle, because that's what NFL players did back in the day
8. All head trauma will be ignored and anything short of decapitation will be referred to as "Gettin your bell rung"
9 Any team under .500 MUST immediately start tanking for the next big QB
10. All teams MUST give up on the next big QB as soon as he goes under .500