09-20-2022, 01:54 PM
(09-20-2022, 12:53 PM)Nately120 Wrote: As I've said before, if I get a zillion bucks I'm making my own football league called the "What Everyone Apparently Wants For Some Reason Football League" or the WEAWFSRFL for short. The rules are as follows:
1. every team MUST fire their HC after a loss
2. every team MUST have a starting QB and a backup QB but MUST start the backup QB
3. if the backup QB is starting the starting QB must be traded and a new backup QB brought in who MUST play because teams already know what they have in the starter and they should see what we have in the kid on the bench
4. despite all this QB crap I just mentioned, teams MUST run the ball 90% of the time because THAT'S HOW FOOBAWWW IS WON
5. NO showboating or celebrating, we want team-focused players, not glory hog attention seekers who want to be on TikTok
6. NO stupid flags for celebrating because geez come on, let the guys have some fun
7. Players MUST taunt after a tackle, because that's what NFL players did back in the day
8. All head trauma will be ignored and anything short of decapitation will be referred to as "Gettin your bell rung"
9 Any team under .500 MUST immediately start tanking for the next big QB
10. All teams MUST give up on the next big QB as soon as he goes under .500
I'm disappointed in you Nate.. Where's the whopping 5% discount on deluxe heated seats on the 50 yardline with the deluxe cup holders? Man! You'll be a stingy league owner.. I'd probably be a bit too generous with that 5% thing.. I should lower it to 2%.. You know..make fans really love me..
In the immortal words of my old man, "Wait'll you get to be my age!"
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Chicago sounds rough to the maker of verse, but the one comfort we have is Cincinnati sounds worse. ~Oliver Wendal Holmes Sr.