12-08-2015, 02:09 PM
(12-02-2015, 11:13 PM)Beaker Wrote: Q: Why do people with Alzheimer's love Easter?
A: Because they can hide their own eggs.
Mr. Johnson goes to his doctor because he'd begun having some serious health issues.
"I'm sorry, Mr. Johnson," the doctor says, "but you've got cancer and you've got also got Alzehimers."
"Oh wow," replies Mr. Johnson, "Well, at least I don't have cancer."