Trade Deadline Day

[Johnny Cupcakes]

(11-01-2022, 05:19 PM)BengalsLUFC Wrote: Let this be a lesson to anyone who thought things had changed because we built an inflatable tent and changed the name of the stadium.

The old man will always have a small time mentality.

Yes we are going to pay Burrow and Chase but it’s ***** scary to think what kind of team we are going to put around them in the years to come.

The Bengals:

In a two year stretch:

- Signs, and hits big on DJ Reader, Von Bell, Chidobe Awuzie, and Mike Hilton, to build the defense that has been identified as a weakness.
- Drafts, and hits big on Joe Burrow, Ja’Marr Chase, Tee Higgins, Logan Wilson, and Evan McPherson to build young talent on the team in areas that were identified as weaknesses.
- Makes smart decisions on who to re-sign and who not to re-sign, or cut: eg…Sam Hubbard, Tyler Boyd, Joe Mixon,….Andy Dalton, AJ Green, William Jackson 3, Jessie Bates 3, Jonah Williams.
- Does things that fans have been crying over, in an effort to increase fan enthusiasm and engagement such as the Ring of Honor and new uniforms.
- Goes To Super Bowl
- Signs La’El Collins, Ted Carras, Alex Cappa, and Hayden Hurst to build the o-line that has been identified as a weakness, and to build on the previous year’s Super Bowl run.
- Builds indoor practice facility to increase happiness and potential productivity of new star team
- Sells naming rights of stadium to begin saving money to pay for contracts of new star team.

Meh

Plays a shit game against a shit team, in which the all-pro level CB gets taken out for the season, then doesn’t trade for his replacement in 16 hours?

Same old Bungles.

Can’t believe you dorks fell for this shit.