11-23-2022, 10:12 PM
(11-23-2022, 09:09 PM)rfaulk34 Wrote: Nonono. You're doing this all wrong.
You should have invited her to a really nice hotel, got her in the shower to make sure she was nice and clean then you throw her on the bed and put it right in her butt.
While you're doing it, you close your eyes and pretend it's Ben Roethlisberger. Not because you fantasize about getting Ben in the butt but because you know if you were doing Ben in the butt, it would be really painful and he wouldn't enjoy it at all.
Then when you're done, you get up and grab the chocolate cream pie that you had sitting off to the side and you throw it right in her face, yelling "that's what i think about Pittsburgh Steelers football, Ben!!!!!".
Trust me. She will be confused as hell.
Lol, what the f*ck is going on in your head.
Dude, are you drinking? I know it's amateur night but figured that you're older than that.
The details...like chocolate cream pie, where did that come from? Gay butt sex? Desert? Ben? WTF man...
This is disturbing.
