12-13-2015, 10:30 PM
Rant (all is forgiven):
THANK YOU ANDY DALTON!!!
Thank you for the last four years of playoff and primetime losses! Thank you for being so good, but never good enough! Thank you for giving the Cincinnati Bengals a stigma, and thank you for being a dividing point amongst our fan base!
but then, THEN, THEN THIS YEAR!!! WOW
What happened (we all thought you went to N'awlins Creole Voodoo Shack and sold your soul!)? Thank you Andy you turned the corner! Thank you from 8-0 to 10-2! Thank you for the best start in franchise history! Thank you for bringing us all back together! Thank you for getting our hopes so high and believing this, finally, this was the year!
but then, THEN, THEN BAD ANDY SCREWS US ALL!!
Thank you Andy for screwing us, the fans! Thank you Andy for screwing your team! Thank you Andy for screwing yourself because your contract guarantees you an extra $1,000,000 for a Division playoff win and $1,500,000 for AFC Championship game, (even more for the Super Bowl), and for the life of your contract, but wait oh wait, you must play 85% of the snaps in those games!!! Thank you for making such an absolutely horrid Red Ryder BB Gun 1 yard interception in the red zone then followed by a dumb dummy dive tackle against a huge 300lb man who outweighs you by more than a hundred pounds! Thank you for ending all hope, just another year in the life of a Bungle fan!
THANK YOU ANDY, **** YOU ANDY!!!!!
(This concludes the prior rant programming: please forgive, but look forward to the hate! C'mon you know there is a little part inside all of us that feels this way right now!
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THANK YOU ANDY DALTON!!!
Thank you for the last four years of playoff and primetime losses! Thank you for being so good, but never good enough! Thank you for giving the Cincinnati Bengals a stigma, and thank you for being a dividing point amongst our fan base!
but then, THEN, THEN THIS YEAR!!! WOW
What happened (we all thought you went to N'awlins Creole Voodoo Shack and sold your soul!)? Thank you Andy you turned the corner! Thank you from 8-0 to 10-2! Thank you for the best start in franchise history! Thank you for bringing us all back together! Thank you for getting our hopes so high and believing this, finally, this was the year!
but then, THEN, THEN BAD ANDY SCREWS US ALL!!
Thank you Andy for screwing us, the fans! Thank you Andy for screwing your team! Thank you Andy for screwing yourself because your contract guarantees you an extra $1,000,000 for a Division playoff win and $1,500,000 for AFC Championship game, (even more for the Super Bowl), and for the life of your contract, but wait oh wait, you must play 85% of the snaps in those games!!! Thank you for making such an absolutely horrid Red Ryder BB Gun 1 yard interception in the red zone then followed by a dumb dummy dive tackle against a huge 300lb man who outweighs you by more than a hundred pounds! Thank you for ending all hope, just another year in the life of a Bungle fan!
THANK YOU ANDY, **** YOU ANDY!!!!!
(This concludes the prior rant programming: please forgive, but look forward to the hate! C'mon you know there is a little part inside all of us that feels this way right now!
)
