How Important are the Bengals to You ?

[grampahol]

I'm enjoying this team more than years past with maybe the exception of the Icky Woods era..I sold him a cable TV package years ago back when one could still earn a living with door to door sales..
Anyway..Pardon me sir. I represent the Acme cable TV company of WallaWalla Washington. Can I interest you in some crap TV for the low, low price of too damned much? 
I don't get too high or too low. If they win, great. If they lose, Oh well..I don't take any of it personally. I've yet to think any one player or coach intentionally lost the game to spite me and me alone. It's just a game played primarily by millionaires ..Bread and circuses.. It's a distraction from the ordinary crap in our lives. So what there's a major war on the European continent and the world is becoming completely rewired to a new world order (for real this time) teetering on the brink of nuclear war and we're going to spend over 800 BILLION on defense this year alone.. ? The Bengals are a good team finally and that's all that matters..