12-18-2015, 03:57 PM
(12-18-2015, 12:27 PM)SunsetBengal Wrote: I feel sad that someone lost their life, but this story is just funny.[/quote]
http://empirenews.net/teen-girl-dies-while-masturbating-parents-blame-extremely-large-dildo/
[quote“[Name redacted] knew she wasn’t supposed to use her mother’s big, black double-ender, and we’d never thought she’d sneak into our room and take it,” said Joe. “We didn’t really want to bring it up to her, because it’s embarrassing. I’d give anything to go back in time now, and tell her not to use such a big one. She wasn’t ready for that yet.”]
Don't worry about these other guys Sunset. I thought it was chuckle worthy. Maybe not, , but most definitely .
Deceitful, two-faced she-woman. Never trust a female, Delmar, remember that one simple precept and your time with me will not have been ill spent.