12-19-2015, 05:50 PM
(12-19-2015, 02:18 PM)Beaker Wrote: Thank you for illuminating me to a new excuse. When I get home from the titty bar covered in glitter I can tell my wife I was opening up Xmas cards.
"Yeah well those Xmas cards must be from whores... because you smell like Febrezed snatch !"