Who ya got?

[Ravage]

Let's break it down.

Fanbase:
Philly: Hyper-aggressive, prone to eating horse droppings after big wins.
KC: Loud as hell, but suffer from persecution & inferiority complexes. 
Point Philly.

Winning:
Philly: Won one SB total 
KC: Trying to establish itself as the dynasty no one outside of Western Missouri wants to see. 
Point Philly.

QB:
Philly: Jalen Hurts, fun to watch, not an obnoxious National pitch-man.
KC: Patrick Mahomes, fun to watch, obnoxious National pitch man. 
Point, Philly.

Offense:
Philly: Loaded with weapons, fans boo and throw things at Santa Claus. 
KC: Loaded with weapons, Team name, stadium name, and fan's chant at games are all considered by some to be VERY offensive. 
Point, KC.

Coaches:
Philly: Young, high-energy, enthusiastic head coach. 
KC: Old Guard of current coaches, Offensive Mad Scientist, only known bi-pedal walrus in Missouri. 
Point KC...by a walrus whisker.

Defense:
Philly: Loaded up on aging vets mid-season for depth, no major weaknesses. Fans will happily fill-in in the event of an injury. 
KC: I'm not defending KC, no, not happening. 
Point, Philly.

Special Teams:
Philly: Yeah, they seem special alright, as long as Hurts is healthy. 
KC: They don't seem too special to me.
Point, Philly.

So, by using this highly scientific method, by a score of 5-2 I give the edge to Philadelphia.