Katie Is Top!!!

[*PhilHos*]

(03-21-2023, 12:24 PM)rfaulk34 Wrote:

• Philhos: Wife, am I right in thinking there's nobody else in this house?

• Wife: Um... no.

• Philhos: Then there is someone else in this house?

• Wife: Sorry, I said "no" meaning "yes."

• Philhos: "No" meaning "yes?" Look, I want a straight answer, is there someone else, or isn't there, yes, or no?

• Wife: No.

• Philhos: No there is, or no there isn't?

• Wife: Yes.

• CarolinaBengalFanguy: [shatters glass]  PLEASE!

PhilHos holding rfaulk at gunpoint:

rfaulk: The game's up, PhilHos. There are no more bullets left in that gun.


PhilHos: Oh come on, you don't think I'm gonna fall for that old trick?


rfaulk: It's not a trick. There was one shot at CarolinaBengalFanguy in the Study; two for the chandelier; two at the Lounge door and one for the singing telegram.


PhilHos: That's not six.


rfaulk: One plus two plus two plus one.


PhilHos: Uh-uh, there was only one shot that got the chandelier. That's one plus two plus ONE plus one.


rfaulk: Even if you were right, that would be one plus one plus two plus one, not one plus TWO plus one plus one.


PhilHos: Okay, fine. One plus two plus one... SHUT UP! The point is, there is one bullet left in this gun and guess who's gonna get it?