04-29-2023, 02:01 PM
(04-29-2023, 01:54 PM)Stewy Wrote: I love how the pick announcer gets all the fans hyped up, then announces a pick no one knows......then the fans in the crowd yell loudly for 1 second, then all get "puzzled WTF is that looks on their faces", then the "fuk it, I'll just yell louder" attitude for the unknown player. Hilarious.
The late rounds are where the silly stuff happens because damn near no one outside of "here is my 7 round mock draft of the day 13 months before the draft" guys know much about any prospects outside of the 1st round. People who aren't used to being on TV awkwardly make picks while mascots stand in the background and the camera stays on the whole thing way too long and no one knows what to do.
LATE ROUND PICK SCRIPT
SOME KID - With the 4657th pick, the Jaguars select
*mascot starts rubbing his hands together*
Joey Joey Joey Shabadoo Jr......defensive tackle.......from Upper Uppington Barber College.
*mascot starts silent cheering animation*
ANNOUNCERS - Ooooh, Joey Joey Joey Shabadoo Jr., Upper Uppington Barber College...you get this kid in the right situation and coach him up? Could have the real gem of the draft right here.