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Portnoy says he's suing the Bengals
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Judge in the case is gonna have Portnoy undergo mandatory drug testing as a condition of still breathing when it's all over.. 
I can already see him putting Joe on the stand in court..
"Do you admit to having masturbated with your right hand as a teenager?"
"Sure."
"AHHHA! The SMOKING GUN!"
In the immortal words of my old man, "Wait'll you get to be my age!"

Chicago sounds rough to the maker of verse, but the one comfort we have is Cincinnati sounds worse. ~Oliver Wendal Holmes Sr.


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RE: Portnoy says he's suing the Bengals - grampahol - 11-18-2023, 08:43 PM

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