11-21-2023, 09:31 AM
That 3 million is going towards Phil's "St. Louis Cardinals themed" retirement yacht. He plans to float it down the Ohio River, past GABP, blaring an obnoxiously loud horn while flipping us the bird. It won't happen this year, the boat isn't quite finished and is dry docked somewhere out of state.
Ok, on a serious note...I was stoked for his ML debut. All the talk we heard about how he was a five tool athlete. Borderline generational talent. You know, the stuff that gets thrown around all too common these days. They did him no favors by making him a center fielder. If the plan was to trade off Suarez eventually, why do that?! If there was going to be an opening at 2B, why sign Moose to that ridiculous contract? Moose's slow, overweight ass had no business playing 2B, that position and those at bats should have went to Nick. Who knows, he may have figured out how to hit righties, being in the lineup more at 2B instead of injuring himself crashing into OF walls or diving at line drives in CF.
Ok, on a serious note...I was stoked for his ML debut. All the talk we heard about how he was a five tool athlete. Borderline generational talent. You know, the stuff that gets thrown around all too common these days. They did him no favors by making him a center fielder. If the plan was to trade off Suarez eventually, why do that?! If there was going to be an opening at 2B, why sign Moose to that ridiculous contract? Moose's slow, overweight ass had no business playing 2B, that position and those at bats should have went to Nick. Who knows, he may have figured out how to hit righties, being in the lineup more at 2B instead of injuring himself crashing into OF walls or diving at line drives in CF.
