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Aj McCarron needs better hair
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(12-31-2015, 06:37 PM)The Real Deal Wrote: As we know Andy Dalton has majestic hair.  If you took unicorns, rainbows and smiles and made them into hair, you would undoubtedly get Andy Daltons hair. It is very clear and of no coincidence that Andys career year coincides with his glorious ginger locks.

This brings me to my point. AJ McCarron needs better hair. It is nothing less than fact that if he had better hair he would have won in Denver Monday night.  It is also a fact that if he would be to get better hair between now and the playoffs he would certainly lead this team to playoff wins  and possibly a super bowl win (this one not necessarily a fact) if called upon to do so.

Simply put ,ajs hair is not made up of unicorns, rainbows and smiles. It is made up of boogers, vomit and Justin Bieber.  It is disgusting and stupid and it is the problem.

Change it or get out AJ.

Well said. You raise some interesting and very valid points. A dude who doesn't take care of his hair is a dude who I don't trust with the keys to the franchise. We should all pitch in for a Great Clips gift card and mail it to PBS addressed to Macaroni. 

Obviously he looks up to Tom Brady, and Brady has had as many hairstyles as Super Bowl rings. Coincidence? You be the judge. Hair swagger. It's a real thing.
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RE: Aj McCarron needs better hair - eoxyod - 12-31-2015, 06:40 PM
RE: Aj McCarron needs better hair - Bryan - 12-31-2015, 08:24 PM
RE: Aj McCarron needs better hair - Shake n Blake - 01-01-2016, 02:38 AM
RE: Aj McCarron needs better hair - McC - 01-01-2016, 05:52 PM
RE: Aj McCarron needs better hair - McC - 01-01-2016, 02:46 PM
RE: Aj McCarron needs better hair - McC - 01-01-2016, 04:42 PM
RE: Aj McCarron needs better hair - Beaker - 01-02-2016, 05:29 PM
RE: Aj McCarron needs better hair - Beaker - 01-02-2016, 10:22 PM
RE: Aj McCarron needs better hair - Sled21 - 01-07-2017, 09:14 PM
RE: Aj McCarron needs better hair - jason - 01-07-2017, 09:54 PM

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