The NFL = the WWE

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(12-24-2023, 12:33 AM)Bilbo Saggins Wrote: It is at least a little suspicious that Mike Hilton talked trash about "Burrowhead" right before the Bengals got pounded.  This week the narrative is that Tomlin, one of the best HCs of the modern era, is going to have a losing season and be fired.  Oh and Pickens is "lazy" and won't block.  And then...Pickens gets some effortless one on ones while the Steelers OL holds up like 5 HOFers.  And Tomlin isn't the worst HC in the league.  And Boyd has a "Oh shucks, whattya know.  I guess talking shit about lazy opponents serves me right."  kind of a moment.  Kind of like how the Ravens "beat up" Jackson Carmen on their bench right after the news broke about his rape allegations.  Serves him right!  Karma is satisfying!  Just like Kelsey and Taylor Swift!  It's like a nice, ice cold pepsi to my lips that Taylor Swift's boyfriend is so gosh darn good at football!  Yeah.  I think I've seen enough.  The Jeremy Hill fumble was enough of a fluke.  The shit is rigged.  They have a script and don't suffer paralysis from 20 MPH collisions because they take it easy on each other.  A punt gunner at full clip meeting a return man at full clip is a 40 MPH collision.  You ride a bike and hit a brick wall at 40 MPH?  Congratulations, you're ***** dead.  Maybe you suffer from paralysis and brain damage for the rest of your life.  But not in the NFL!  Shazier walks and Hamlin plays safety and everybody gets to go home at night and bathe in their piles of cash that they rake in.  I can't bet any hard earned money on this product or take it seriously.  Here's a fun clip.  Tell me he's not just a ***** actor:

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/vhCzQnPZNNE

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